As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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