dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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