Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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