gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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