idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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