walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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