What a fucking waste of an outfit
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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