I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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