i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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Remember the time you cried about coconuts
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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