She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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