Well douche your snatch and let's go!
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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