distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Someone came in the potted fern
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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