TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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