I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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