i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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