Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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