Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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