If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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