Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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