We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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