He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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