her vagine was all disorganized.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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