If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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