I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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