well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
