I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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