do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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