oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
