Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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