The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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