Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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