We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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