She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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