Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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