I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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