Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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