The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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