Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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