Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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