it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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