he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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