Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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