Your tits are I can't wait for
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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