There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
