Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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