erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just high enough for therapy.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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