Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Found your dick twin last night
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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