I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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