Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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