What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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