Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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