Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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