i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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