CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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