Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize