Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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