Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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